Software Engineering Definitions

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
3. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
4. Team Lead is a person actually knows how many men and women required to deliver the baby, but will not tell anyone.
   
5. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
6. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
   
7. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
8. Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
9. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
10. Designers don’t care…they just want the woman!!
11. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.